Rhaegor Stormborn
H A V O C
Against ALL Authorities
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Posted - 2010.07.14 19:24:00 -
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(I didn't make this, but had to post it here)
"Death of a Sales Rep", a tragedy in 4 acts:
Act 1:
Guy: "Hello, I'm leasing a car from your company"
Company: "Yes, sir, well done, what can I do for you?"
G: "Well, one of you employees has just stolen my hubcaps!"
C: "We're very sorry this has happened, we'll do something about this immediately!"
G: "So you'll fire your employee and give me new hubcaps?"
C: "We could do that, but instead we've decided to hire a new Sales Rep. From now on he will attend to your needs directly!"
G: "Ehh, what? How's that going to give me new hubcaps? Anyway, there are some other problems with my car I want to talk to with one of your mechanics."
C: "I'm sorry, but that's no longer possible. Since you exposed our employee we have decided that customers can no longer talk to employees directly. You'll have to address your concerns to the Sales Rep."
G: "But I spoke to your mechanic just yesterday and he's aware of the problems with the car!"
C: "I'm sorry, but that's no longer a service we provide. You'll have to talk to the Sales Rep. In fact, I'm not allowed to talk to you any longer! Good bye and enjoy your lease car!"
Act 2:
Sales Rep: "Good day sir, how can I help you!"
G: "I have some problems with a car I leased from you!"
S: "Sorry to hear that sir, but you'll be glad to know we're currently building a new tractor! I'm sure you'll enjoy it!"
G: "Thank you, but I rather doubt it, I'd rather have you fix my lease car!"
S: "What seems to be the problem then?"
G: "Well, I'm missing the passenger's door, the left rear wheel, the steering is very sluggish, and I can only drive very slowly because I can't get the car into second gear!"
S: "I'm sorry to hear that sir. Did I tell you we're building a new tractor? I'm sure you'll enjoy driving that!"
G: "Not particularly interested in the tractor thank you. But I am wondering when you will fix my car though!"
S: "Not to worry sir, we have mechanics working round the clock to find fixes for you car! Lets have another act, I'm sure we'll have something for you then!"
G: "Mmkay, but I'll hope that act starts pretty soon though!"
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